Which came first - the Chicken or the Von Pein?
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 7:45 pm
Which came first – the Chicken or the Von Pein?Thanks to Black Op Radio we now finally have photos of David Von Pein.Or do we?You see, David has been running from the spotlight for many, many years now. He refuses to show his face in public. He refuses to participate in public debates. This has led many people to conclude (myself included) that “David Von Pein” is simply an alias, that there is no David Von Pein. He is simply a device for more disinformation by the usual suspects.I happen to still believe this to be the case…but judge for yourself.Are these photos genuine? Click on the following link. Then read my descriptions of the photos as you view them.http://www.timvp.com/david.html (Photo) David Aged Two: Armed with Measuring Wheel, charts, and crude navigational device, little David sets out to prove that the world is flat.(Photo) David Aged Five:Dartmouth Professor, Hany Farid, has determined that this backyard photo is not a fake. (Wow, this Farid guy sure is consistent!)Also, if you look hard enough you can even see “Badgeman” in the bushes. Ah, those were the days…right, Gary/Larry/Mack/Dunkel? (Or whatever you're calling yourself this week)(Photo) David July 1991:I've heard of self-serving chickens who were also trolls - but never of trolls who serve chicken! And so, it's up to you, the reader, to make up your own mind. Are these photos really of the mysterious, elusive David Von Pein?It would be quite refreshing if David could crawl out of his hole and officially reveal himself to the research community. After all, he seems to have so much to offer about the JFK assassination - it's a shame he has to do it from dark cracks, crevices, cupboards, behind floor boards, and under refrigerators. But, alas, it appears that David has some big secret he is desperate to keep hidden. (Or maybe he's just allergic to RAID?)Remember, this is the same honest-soul-dedicated-to-truth-facts-and-accuracy who was banned from the Simkin site because he refused to provide a picture of himself. This is also the same honest-soul-dedicated-to-truth-facts-and-accuracy who ran for the hills when Jim DiEugenio challenged him to a public debate. In fact, it seems David Von Pein has an aversion to the entire concept of "public". Well, not entirely: due to the fact that he works in a fast food restaurant, we're pretty sure he's very familiar with a "public toilet". ("Clean up beside Table 2, David! Clean up beside Table 2!") Q. Why did the Von Pein cross the road? A. Because that’s what chickens do when they can’t stand the heat.